Kinda Pissed I'm Not a Mermaid - Unisex Fit Sweater
- 50% Cotton, 50% DryBlend Polyester
- Pre Shrunk for dependable after wash performance
- Air jet spun yarns for long lasting pill-free durability and ultra soft feel
- 1x1 Athletic rib with Lycra
Our Size Chart for the Sweaters, Hoodies and T-Shirts is as below, however I would advise that the fit of our Sweaters and Hoodies are slightly on the looser side :)
Body Length (Sweaters)
Body length is measured from Shoulder Point to Hem in inches
All measurements are subject to 1-2cm tolerance either side
Standard orders are processed between 1-3 business days.
All items are shipped via Royal Mail 1st Class Post from our studio in Sheffield, United Kingdom, delivery times are listed below;
UK addresses: 1-2 Business Days.
Within the European Union: 3-5 Business Days.
Outside the European Union: 5-7 Business Days. (On occasion please allow up-to 10 Business Days to allow for possible customs delays.)
Items are not sent by Recorded Delivery, if you would like to have your Items shipped via Recorded/Tracked delivery please let us know and we can give you a price for shipping.
- Wash at 30 degrees, inside out.
- Wash with Similar Colours.
- Do not Tumble Dry.
- Cool Iron, Inside Out.
To start a return, you can contact us at email@example.com. Or alternatively send the item back to the below address:
37 Mona Road
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return. Your item must be returned in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags.
Unfortunately we are unable to offer Refunds or Exchanges on Tees that have been personalised or were purchased on Sale.
The return postage for any Refunds or Exchanges is at the Buyers Cost.
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, if approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. It can take around 3-5 working days for the funds to be allocated back to your account.
You can always contact us for any return question at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon its arrival and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
You can send your unworn item for an Exchange to the below address:
37 Mona Road
Please put a note in the package to let us know which item you would like to receive as your exchange.
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.